February 2012
lushious:
Brendan, did you like or reply to that past post because if so your entire tumblr existence is as a ghost
Yes.
And I messaged you.
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How I became Amazon’s pitchman for a 55-gallon... →
Nick Bergus came across an ad for a 55-gallon (208 litre) drum of Passion Natural water-based lubricant — for only $1,495! He did what we’d all do in his situation.
Amused, I posted it to Facebook with the line “A 55-gallon drum of lube on Amazon. For Valentine’s Day. And every day. For the rest of your life.” And then I went on with my life.
A week later, a friend posts a screen...
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Adam Sandler's "Jack and Jill" nominated for 12... →
The Razzies (also known as the Golden Raspberry Awards) have “awarded” Jack and Jill with a full dozen nominations — even though it was eligible in only 10 categories. It was so bad, some fields had it listed twice.
Adam Sandler now looks set to take home two different Razzies: one for Worst Actor (as Jack) and Worst Actress (as Jill.)
Jack and Jill is only the fourth film to...
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The Star Wars Saga: Suggested Viewing Order →
When the first Star Wars film came out in 1977, George Lucas said there were nine chapters in all -and hinted there would be nine films. But after Revenge of the Sith, Lucas said there would be no more Star Wars films.
So how should the existing films be presented to young people who didn’t grow up seeing them in theaters? You could see them in the order in which they were released, or in...
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Among the asexuals →
The Asexual visibility movement is one of the least well-known parts of the overall GSM rights campaign, despite the fact that it claims as many people as transgendered people. (roughly 1% of the population.)
They (can) experience romantic desire, they (generally) have a normal libido, and they aren’t (necessarily) mentally ill. They simply don’t feel the need to have sex with the...
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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The Lost Party: a review of the Republican Primary →
New Yorker Magazine compares and contrasts Santorum and Romney, and attempts to judge where the race could go from here.
It’s quite a turn around. Just seven weeks ago, the dominant media narrative was the Romney Rampage — a tidal wave of support to the GOP’s one electable candidate.
So the fact that Santorum — Santorum of all people! — is beating him. Well....
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Unpopular opinion time
The old Tumblr item logos were literally bits of toilet paper.
I am glad they were replaced.
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