Who is the Real McCoy?

  • The real ‘Real McCoy’ is the subject of great academic discussion
  • Brendan Byron, on the other hand, is an Australian media student minoring in Economics, with interests in philosophy, critical theory, psychology, American politics, history, and the Arts.
  • Oh, and Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and various other nerdly shows.
  • He has a fondness for photography, centre-left politics, Centrelink payments, and sense-bereft Tumblr memes which he’ll try not to spam you with.
  • It’s difficult, okay?
  • Third person self-descriptions also get a look in, but only so he doesn’t seem too conceited.
  • Brendan dislikes grammar, but grammar likes him. 
  • On a related note, yours wears army boots.
  • Burn.

He knows that this profile is more than enough information with which to kidnap and murder him, but he would strongly prefer that you didn’t. It must be stressed that this is not definite, however, as his exact words on the matter were difficult to decipher through the duffel bag.